- People who reply "No, just water" when I ask them if they would like a drink
- These nasty caterpillars that are all over my house and trees, and are apparently pooping all over the cars and driveway (Gypsy moths, I've been told)
- Golf and Nascar on TV
- Young, just out of college, kids that think they know it all
Pet Peeves OF THE DAY: - CrapIntoshes. I hate them. One day I am going to send my work Mac through the door. They are nothing but expensive paper weights.
- People who have their left turn signal on for miles while in the FAR LEFT LANE on I-95.
- Loud, obnoxious kids who don't know how to behave.
- Stupid people. I hate stupid people.
- Non vectorized art. Advise for everyone: If you found a graphic on a website, it is $#*@ and CANNOT be used for printing!!!
- While we're on the subject of work pet peeves... I hate it when people use Word or Publisher to create artwork. If I ever find the man that created Publisher.....
- People who say the word, "spelt" when they should say "spelled" ... "I 'spelt' it wrong...." You WHAT?!?!?
Imagine This: You're at the gas station, in line to get some $3.88 gas when the driver of the car in front of you goes into the store....TO PREPAY (I don't know of a gas station here where you can pay after you pump)!!! This bothers me to no end. I use my American Express card virtually everywhere (hey - I want the air miles!!!) so people who have to go in and pre-pay annoys me. There should be cash only lanes or something. The best part *sarcasm* is that the last few dollars of a pre-paid approved pump take FOREVER to actually pump. GRRRR!!!!!
I've been thinking about this for a couple of days and I think I came up with some valid peeves.
1. Nephews who address me without calling me "Uncle" 2. Gossip 3. Drivers who: A. cut corners ("yo dude/dudette slow a bit down and swing wide, you all most hit my jet) B. drive whilst on their phone (whatever your talking about, it can't be that important) C. stop in the pedestrian lane. D. have put mack rims on ****ty cars. E. tailgate. F. who have pick-up trucks and never use it as a pick-up(working) truck 4. Poseurs 5. Canned Interviews 6. Popular Culture 7. Hatred 8. Contemporary Country Music / Classic Rock / well... pretty much any music you hear on the radio on any radio station at anytime... (See 6) 9. Hollywood 10. Religious Fanatics (actually fanatics in general); they are funny though ! 11. Prime Time TV (see 6) 12. People who don't know who William S. Burroughs is 14. Buildings that don't have a 13th floor
1. Jehovah Witnesses knocking at the door 2. Collection calls for my stepkids and their exes that have not lived in my house for 8 years that I get daily at 5 pm. 3. People who don't answer the phone and let you start talking to "screen." 4.Those taxes and fees that make your $69 a month cell bill go to $140. 5.Golfers who don't repair ball marks on the greens. 6.Parents who loudly carp about what a lousy job you are doing volenteer coaching their little superstars. 7.Right Wing point of view people. 8.Talking politics while I am drinking my beer. 9.People who spend their entire life primping up their yards all year long. 10. Bald or balding people who are always telling me to cut my hair. 11.People who point out how much weight I've gained. 12. Country music 13. Those little moths that I can't get rid of in my kitchen 14. Going to someones house for dinner and they serve lamb (UGH) 15. Adults who don't remember when they were teens. 16.Guests who rifle through my medicine cabinet 17. low pants that fall down and show off underwear (boxers or thongs) 18. Amway or Shaklee salespeople 19. People that put their toddlers on leashes 20. Littering in our beautiful parks.
I've recently started paying much closer attention (OK, any attention) to the Nutrition Facts labels on food. I often pick up two similar items and try to compare the numbers, trying to find the healthier choice, but I tend to run into the same problem: Nobody uses the same serving sizes.
If I look at a box of cereal for example, the serving size on one will be 16 oz. and on another it's 19 oz. OK, but try comparing the other specs. Is 16 oz. with 7g of fat better than 19 oz. with 9g of fat? Sure I can figure it out with a calculator at a desk, but not in my head in the cereal aisle.
They standardized everything else on these labels, why not the portions?
There is a news reporter (who shall remain nameless) on one of the local TV stations who pronounces the word "kitten" as as there were no T's in it. It makes her sound like she is in second grade. I'll betcha she says "cousint" for cousin, too.
An old boyfriend of mine used to pronounce "disoriented" as disorienTATed. I know I have mentioned this one before, but it made him sound like an idiot. I don't know why word mispronounciations annoy me so much, but lately everything annoys me!
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Oh, and the Amish, or any other weird religious sect.
Yesterday, one of the seniors that I transported to an appointment told me, "When I was out West, I saw where CustarD's last stand occured."
But...my number one pet peeve of all time, (and I will shut up then) is the misuse of the apostrophe. Like, for example, at a roadside fruit stand and you see a sign advertising "Strawberry's" for sale. Do they belong to Darryl Strawberry? I don't fully understand....
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1. People who wander around constantly in my line of vision at the gym. It sounds ridiculous but this is really distracting while I'm running. Also, I'm quite sure that these are the people who claim to work out for 2 hrs everyday and yet spend an hour and 45 minutes of that time walking back and forth for no apparent reason.
2. People who believe that Fox News is a legitimate, objective news source.
3. Drivers who don't know that the left lane is the passing lane and the right lanes are the driving lanes. It boggles my mind that people don't know this!
4. Not knowing or demonstrating the appropriate use of "there, their, and they're"
There is a news reporter (who shall remain nameless) on one of the local TV stations who pronounces the word "kitten" as as there were no T's in it. It makes her sound like she is in second grade. I'll betcha she says "cousint" for cousin, too.
An old boyfriend of mine used to pronounce "disoriented" as disorienTATed. I know I have mentioned this one before, but it made him sound like an idiot. I don't know why word mispronounciations annoy me so much, but lately everything annoys me!
And what about the TV talking heads who say things like "The criminal was arragned in court today and pleaded guilty." Plea-Dead? What happened to plead? Whe did they rewirte the dictionary and change how verbs are conjugated?
You don't say "The horse was leaded to water" do you?
3. Drivers who don't know that the left lane is the passing lane and the right lanes are the driving lanes. It boggles my mind that people don't know this!
You mean the one who's glowering at me in his rear-view mirror and thinking about his pet peeve about people who tailgate?
My pet peeve is inattentive drivers. A lot of the things mentioned here can be attributed to this.
I don't expect everyone to be the best driver in the world or drive like Mario Andretti, but can't they at least pay attention to what's going on around them?
I am so sick of people putting along in the left lane, 10 mph below the speed limit, oblivious to the line of cars behind them. They think they are sooo safe, while in reality they are the cause of many rear-end accidents.
I'm sick and tired of having to nearly come to a dead stop because someone wants to make a left turn and has to slow to a crawl BEFORE they move onto the median.
Speaking of medians, I'm tired of the guy who thinks the median is his private lane and drives along it looking for a spot to merge into traffic, instead of waiting for an opening in the first place.
And how about the driver who blasts up next to you when there is a construction crew or a lane narrowing (thus creating a bottleneck situation) starts edging over into your lane, and just expects you to let him/her in front of you? This is especially annoying if you have been sitting there patiently waiting your turn for awhile.
I hate that!
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On February of 2009, televison signals will stop being broadcast in analog and will be exclusively digital. If your television service is brought to you by cable or satellite, you need not worry, the signal is automatically interpreted.
So my question is, why are they advertising this information on cable and satellite providers? Doesn't it not matter to them anymore? They did their part, they planned ahead. Stop bothering them with irellevant commercials. You might as well be broadcasting a public service announcements that say "Alcohol may cause drunkeness."
I hate when people pronounce the "L's" in tortilla, put an "e" on the word potato when writing, and pronounce the "T" on the end of merlot.....believe it or not in Niagara County people can't pronounce merlot! C'mon!
15. People who ride bikes against traffic. You can walk or jog against traffic but riding bikes against traffic is dangerous. Wise up, it's the law. 16. Litter-bugs, this includes ciggerette butts. And to those who think that I am being petty about the ciggerette butts: look at your nearest ashtray and dump it in your dogbowl. 17. People who lack common courtesy, basic manners, and the concept of chivalry. I moved out and lived in the mid-west for 10 years and let me tell you Western New Yorkers: A majority of you are a rude lot, and irony of ironies who has to pay for that ignorance? The learnt one. 18. Remember that pill Dr. Jarvek was pushing for 3-4 years during the evening news? With the curly grey hair and puppy dog eyes? That dude sold lame ass dope for how many years too how many people only to find out that the dope he was pushing was not as effective as he claimed it to be. The TV shouldn't be pushing dope in the first place. 19.Wilson Farms. What the hell does anything you sell have to do with a farm? Please reformulate relevence into your scheme, I am onto you. Monkeys. 20.People who don't think that severe alcoholism and drug addiction is a disease. It is, I've seen it first hand and I seen it's bitter end. 21.The term pet-peeve. Why the pet? Is it because the little annoyances in life stimulate us in away that provides pleasure that we can point them out? I think so.
Getting some guy named Punjab on the phone from Verizon technical support to help me get back on line "P! P! P as een Dog...."
Trying to return something to Best Buy....
Going to a restaurant washroom, explaining to the workers there is no toilet paper in there and watching the chain of command to get the problem rectified....
Mixed Martial arts for kids...(everyone of these parents who allow this should be arrested for abuse)
"Best Friends forever" emails....
Guy and gals who wear I pods at work and you can't get their attention....
Unhandicapped people who park in handicapped spots....
Being attacked by sales people while browsing in a store....
Bait and switch on sales items in a store (Sears is famous for this)
The gestapo tactics of the Park Police at Artpark (I must admit, they have eased up considerably this year...)
Tonight we went to Walmart to go food shopping (all Walmarts here in Virginia are Super Walmarts and we food shop there 99% of the time). We'd gathered a bunch of items in our cart and then stepped away from the cart to check out some items in camping/sporting goods. When we came back a few minutes later - the cart was gone. Believe it or not, this has happened to us before. But the last time, the cart stealer was kind enough to take all of our stuff out and leave it in a pile on a shelf nearby before running away with the cart. This time however, the cart and all our items ranging from cat food to a flip flop car air freshener to Flintstone vitamins were no where to be found. So we got to start all over again. Somewhere, someone in that store has all our miscellaneous items..... AND OUR SHOPPING LIST which was sitting nicely in the child seat. *sighs* Once we got home we learned that we forgot the dryer sheets and spray butter. Items that had been on the list. Had we been able to use the list. Argh.
Shopping carts are still free to use right? Why must people steal ours?
This really pisses me off. The whole concept of letting "us" drill for more oil.
Whether it is offshore drilling or drilling in Anwar, it is not "we" who will be able to drill. It is the major oil companies like Exxon Mobil or BP who will be able to drill for oil. "We" are not Exxon Mobil or BP in this equation, and "we" will not be getting checks in the mail for drilling.
Now the question should be: " Should we let these oil companies drill on "our" land?"
Sorta like the Power authority charging us so much for electricity with Niagara Falls in our backyard? Seen your electric bill this month? Transport fee?
[spoiler]PEOPLE THAT DON'T PUT A PRICE ON THE CRAP THEY ARE TRYING TO SELL BY THE ROADSIDE, ONLY A PHONE #. WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO WRITE 2 OR 3 MORE NUMBERS AS TO THE ASKING PRICE.