You guys have probably seen this before, but it is still funny:
The Eleven Evangelical Commandments Thou shalt have 11 since evangelicals go that extra mile and like to supersize things.
1. Though shalt say have a blessed day instead of goodbye to the cashier at Walgreens.
2. Thou shalt interpret no spin zone to mean pillar of journalistic integrity.
3. Thou shalt live in the suburbs, eat at The Olive Garden, and wear clothes made from polyblend fabrics.
4. Thou shalt wear clean underwear at all times in preparation for the rapture.
5. Thou shalt have a senior pastor who wears Hawaiian shirts and a youth minister with an earring.
6. Thou shalt become aware of pop culture trends eight years after the fact and co-opt these trends for Christian culture.
7. Thou shalt own a support the troops car magnet, a fish bumper sticker, and/or an embroidered flag sweater.
8. Thou shalt instinctively raise thy hands in praise whenever you hear Lite FM music with Christian lyrics.
9. Though shalt believe that Harry Potter novels, Proctor & Gamble, and the teenage Goths who smoke clove cigarettes behind JCPenneys are part of a global demonic conspiracy.
10.Thou shalt not speak ill of thy neighbor, unless thy neighbor is gay. Then its okay.
11.Thou shalt vote Republican and encourage your local Senator to change the party logo from an elephant to a fish.
