I wanted to post these song lyrics....(Scott, you will especially appreciate this.)
LAYIN' PIPE by David Wilcox
Laying Pipe" Ringtone My daddy worked construction My brother too He got me in the union I'm payin' my dues
Oh but the woman I love Has expensive taste She's never satisfied The latest things A diamond ring A car with an ultra-glide
I work so hard Payin' for all that stuff Eight shifts a week It's never enough
I'm layin' pipe all night long Layin' pipe I'm workin' so hard I'm layin' pipe All night long Layin' pipe To satisfy that woman
I don't mind working If the money's okay I take the night shift I sleep all day
Dust and mud is in my blood Underground cable in my way I punch a clock and start my rig Don't know how deep I might have to dig
I wish I had a million dollars To buy her everything she needs She'd only come back for more and more and more and more and more and more and more
I'm layin' pipe All night long Layin' pipe I'm working so hard I'm layin' pipe All night long Layin' pipe To satisfy that woman
I put the pipe in I pull it out again My back is so sore I can't work much more I can't get my traction The ground's too wet I take a ten minute break Ah smoke a cigarette I don't mind the night shift The cool breeze when the sun goes down Winter time the ground is hard Take twice as long to drill down
I'm layin' pipe All night long Layin' pipe I'm working so hard I'm layin' pipe All night long Layin' pipe To satisfy that
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