George W. Bush has announced he bought a $2 million home in the affluent Dallas neighborhood of Preston Hollow. He apparently no longer needs to maintain the everyman facade his Crawford ranch provided, so he's movin' on up. He clearly feels more comfortable in the company of equals, aka, his "base." On top of that, there are unconfirmed reports that the government is purchasing the $1.6 million property next door to help house all the extra Secret Service agents Bush will require to maintain his safety. I wish them luck, they'll need it.

The most fitting aspect of Bush's new home is that he will be living among the most elite and discriminating of neighbors. And when I say discriminating, I don't mean judicious, or refined. I mean that until rather recently, Bush's new neighbors didn't allow non-whites to live there, except for their slaves of course. No, really.

Until 2000, the neighborhood association's covenant said only white people were allowed to live there, though an exception was made for servants. The document, enacted in 1956, reads: "Said property shall be used and occupied by white persons only except these covenants shall not prevent occupancy by domestic servants of different race or nationality in the employ of a tenant."

This man is going to continue to spit in the face of America until he perishes. I guarantee it.